Trying Not to Cuss in Front of the Baby T-Shirt

This relaxed-fit tee speaks with a wink. Soft, garment-dyed cotton and a heavyweight hand give it a lived-in comfort that settles over the shoulders like a familiar joke. The bold, hand-lettered front reads “Trying not to cuss in front of the baby,” a playful confession that lands in kitchens, playground lines, and late-night feedings. Wear it while juggling diaper bags and coffee runs, or when you need a low-key way to bond with fellow parents who appreciate honesty and humor. The breathable, pre-shrunk cotton and sturdy double-needle seams mean this shirt will stand up to repeated washes and the small chaos of family life, keeping its color and shape while you keep your cool (mostly).

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, durable comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a supple color and vintage feel
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk sizing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting wear
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in many colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean