Mentally Parked in Neutral Graphic Tee

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a hand-drawn, tongue-in-cheek design that reads “mentally parked in NEUTRAL” surrounded by doodled stars, hearts, lightning bolts and checkerboard accents. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton feels broken-in from the first wear thanks to the dye-after-construction process, giving the shirt a soft hand and lived-in look. Wear it on slow mornings, indie shows, study breaks, or while lounging at a coffee shop—this shirt speaks the language of laid-back days and wry humor without shouting. The relaxed fit and broad size range make it easy to layer over long sleeves or tuck into high-waisted jeans. The sewn-in label and double-needle stitching mean it will hold shape and character through repeated wears and washes.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz) and pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage hand and subtle color variation
- Relaxed fit with sizes S–4XL (select partners) and sewn-in label
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Made in Honduras; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean